S.. Iman and Delicia Expose Their Relationship… Then Kick Shayla Out of the House HE Paid For!😱👇

 Iman and Delicia Expose Their Relationship… Then Kick Shayla Out of the House HE Paid For!😱👇

🎭 Full Skit: “IMAN & DELICIA EXPOSE THEIR RELATIONSHIP… THEN KICK SHAYLA OUT OF THE HOUSE HE PAID FOR!” 😱

CAST:

• Iman – calm but petty, the provider

• Delicia – dramatic, expressive, secretly dating Iman

• Shayla – jealous, loud, thinks she runs EVERYTHING

• Narrator – for comedic commentary

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Living Room Showdown

(Camera ON. Dramatic music playing. Delicia is pacing with receipts in her hand.)

Delicia:
Girl, my spirit is rattled. MY SPIRIT IS WHOLEHEARTEDLY RATTLED.

Iman: (sighs, sipping tea)
Just wait till she gets here. Don’t say nothin’ till it’s time.

Delicia:
Oh, I’m saying something the moment she breathes too loud.

(Door swings open. Shayla enters with attitude.)

Shayla:
Okay? Why y’all call me out my sleep? I was in the middle of a very important dream.

Iman:
More important than rent?

Shayla: (blinks)
Excuse me?

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The Reveal

Iman:
Shayla... me and Delicia got somethin’ to tell you.

Shayla:
If it’s about the dishes, I already told y’all I’m fasting from labor.

Delicia: (slams receipts on table)
Girl NO! We together!

(Dramatic zoom-in on Shayla’s confused face.)

Shayla:
…Together like neighbors?
Together like friends?
Together like—

Iman:
TOGETHER together. Like… relationship.

(Shayla freezes. Background plays Windows error sound.)

Shayla:
Since WHEN?!?!

Delicia:
Since before you decided to steal my almond milk and blame the wind.

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 The REAL Conflict

Shayla:
So THAT’S why y’all been whispering!
Y’all plotting behind my back!

Iman:
Plotting? Girl, the only thing we plotting is how to kick you out.

(Shayla gasps dramatically, clutches invisible pearls.)

Shayla:
Kick ME out?! This MY house!

Iman: (slow head turn)
…That HE paid for?

(Beat of silence. A tiny violin plays.)

Shayla:
…Okay but spiritually, it’s mine.

Delicia:
Spiritually pack your spiritual bags then!

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Petty Escalation

(Shayla storms around grabbing random items.)

Shayla:
I’m taking what’s mine!
This candle!
This charger!
This spoon!

Iman:
That’s MY spoon.

Shayla:
Well my energy been on it!

Delicia: (laughing)
Girl, the only energy on that spoon is instant ramen sadness.

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The Final Kick-Out

(Shayla heads for the door. Iman holds it open.)

Iman:
You got until Friday to move out.
And don’t take nothing that got a serial number, you hear me?

Shayla:
Oh I’m coming back with security!

Delicia:
Good. Tell them to help you carry your emotional baggage too.

(Shayla storms out. Door slams.)

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Aftermath

(Iman locks the door. Delicia jumps into his arms.)

Delicia:
We did it!!!

Iman:
Now we can finally live in peace.

Narrator:
Little did they know… Shayla was already outside plotting a trilogy.

(Camera cuts to Shayla outside peeking through the window.)

Shayla:
Y’all thought it was over?
THIS JUST THE PILOT EPISODE.