S..Break-up War π₯ After breaking up with Iman, Shayla is shattered and now she’s waiting for the next disaster to strike.. Read More Full Skit π
Break-up War π₯ After breaking up with Iman, Shayla is shattered and now she’s waiting for the next disaster to strike..
Read More Full Skit π
π BREAK-UP WAR π₯ — FULL SKIT
Characters:
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Shayla: heartbroken, dramatic, convinced the universe hates her.
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Iman: calm, unbothered (or pretending to be).
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Best Friend (Nia): chaotic support system.
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The Universe: not a character you see, but definitely dragging Shayla.
“THE AFTERMATH”
INT. SHAYLA’S ROOM – NIGHT
Shayla is lying face-down on the floor like a Victorian widow. Sad music blasting.
Nia: (poking her with a broom)
Girl… it’s been 48 hours. Eat something before your spirit leaves your body.
Shayla:
I can’t. If I eat, that means I’m moving on. If I move on, he wins.
Nia:
…Wins what? The Hunger Games??
Shayla: (dramatically)
THE BREAK-UP WAR, NIA. THE WAR.
“THE TRIGGER”
INT. KITCHEN – MORNING
Shayla is trying to make cereal. She opens the cupboard—
A box falls on her head.
Shayla:
SEE?! THE UNIVERSE IS ATTACKING ME.
Her phone dings. A notification from Iman pops up:
“Hey. You left your charger.”
Shayla freezes.
Nia:
Oh no… don’t do it—
Shayla: (eyes widening)
He wants contact. He wants me to crawl back. He wants me to show weakness.
She aggressively slams the cereal box.
Shayla:
I will NOT be conquered. Tell him to keep the charger. Tell him to charge HIS NEW GIRL with it.
Nia:
Shayla— please. It’s just a charger.
“IMAN’S SIDE”
INT. IMAN’S CAR – SAME TIME
Iman is talking to his friend Jay.
Jay:
Bro, she thinks y’all are in a war. What did you do?
Iman:
I told her “take care of yourself.”
Jay:
Yeah… she’s definitely declaring war.
Iman sighs, staring at the charger.
Iman:
I just wanted my charger back.
“THE NEXT DISASTER”
EXT. STREET – AFTERNOON
Shayla is walking dramatically like she's in a heartbreak music video.
A bus drives by— splashes water on her.
She freezes. Looks at the sky.
Shayla:
REALLY?! YOU’RE GONNA DO ME LIKE THIS TOO?!
Her phone vibrates again. It’s Iman:
“You okay?”
Shayla:
OH HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS I’M SUFFERING. HE’S WATCHING MY DOWNFALL LIKE NETFLIX.
She texts back:
“Never been better π.”
Then slips on the wet sidewalk.
“THE CHARGER EXCHANGE”
INT. CAFΓ – EVENING
Shayla walks in wearing sunglasses and emotional-armor energy.
Iman stands up with the charger.
Awkward silence.
Iman:
Hey... you sure you're okay?
Shayla:
Me? Sweetie, I’m THRIVING. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. I am glowing.
A light flickers off above her.
Shayla:
…Ignore that.
Iman hands her the charger.
Iman:
I didn’t want there to be bad blood.
Shayla:
There’s no bad blood. Just… casual destruction and cosmic betrayal, but it’s fine.
“THE TWIST”
Shayla turns to leave. She slips AGAIN—but Iman catches her.
They freeze. Eye contact.
Iman:
You sure you don’t wanna talk?
Shayla:
(forcing a laugh)
Absolutely not. I love silence. And suffering. It builds character.
She walks out stiffly.
“THE DECLARATION”
EXT. CAFΓ – NIGHT
Nia runs up to her.
Nia:
Well?! Did y’all fight? Kiss? Throw hands?
Shayla:
None of the above. But the war isn’t over.
She lifts the charger dramatically.
Shayla:
This… is a symbol. A trophy. A warning.
Nia:
A charger?
Shayla:
A WEAPON.
Lightning flashes.
Shayla stares into the distance.
Shayla:
Round Two is coming…
And I’m ready.
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